WAYS 2 KNOw IF u r A "True Vietnamese"

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs(compare with Mexican or Filip and sorri dat if u r our friends)
2. Your parent usually are strict.
3. You r very gentle when u go out wit ur girlfriend , but when u got her who kno wat ll happen
4. You like to watch Chinese movies , especially a really long movie ..luyen chuong.
5. You went to Santa Ana at least one time if u live near 714
6. You like to go to China town for shopping cuz they r cheap over there.
7. U should like eating PPPPPHHHHHOOOO.
8. U should know wattf iz "Du ma may, du me may"
9. U spend alot of time in the coffee shop.
10. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends.
2. You have a vinyl table clothe on your kitchen table
3. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
4. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it
5. You beat eggs with chopsticks
6. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
7. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
8. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage
9. You have a rice cooker
10. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
11. Your don't dry-clean cloths, even if they need to be dry-cleaned
12. You iron your own shirts
13. You like congee (Zhou1) with thousand year old eggs Song1Hua1
14. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
15. You keep most of your money in a savings account

16. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water
17. You hate to waste food
18. a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to
throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them
b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
leftover chicken wing
19. You use the jam jars as drinking glasses
20. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them
21. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and
little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
22. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in
plastic packets, which you "save" every time you get take out or go to
McDonald's.
23. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel
means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)
24. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
25. When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding
the dance floor trying to look cool.
26. Your house/apt. is always cold in winter, and hot in summer
27. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
28. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
29. You never call your parents just to say hi.
30. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS! and You only prefer to get Honda or Toyota instead of the other kinds
31. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.

32. You never discuss your love life with your parents
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST